What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

How can a man clean his Soul?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

Why do so many people like life?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why can't flat-Earthers create an agency like NASA to explore Earth to prove it is flat? What's preventing them from doing so?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

How does a single-payer healthcare system handle costs for surgeries, and what's the patient experience like compared to private insurance?

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

Why do you think Islam oppresses women when Christianity clearly does it more?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

Can you share 100 facts about yourself?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?